Three Hundred

Three hundred. A good batting average in baseball. A perfect score in bowling. The number of Spartans taking on one million Persian invaders in the Battle of Thermopylae. The perfect number of onion rings to eat whilst bowling. But, most importantly that number has been the minimum weight I've been since high school. At my... Continue Reading →

So, yeah, I’m going to do this thing

So, it's that time of year again where people look at all the shit they're doing, beat up on themselves, and proudly declare, "THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT!" I've never been a big believer in New Year's resolutions, because let's face it, I'm used to lying to myself. What's one more broken promise to lose... Continue Reading →

Can you give THIS up for one month?

My stomach is growling. My leg is shaking. I keep looking around for something I can't find. I can't think straight. I feel like an addict going through withdrawals, eager for a fix. Except the drug isn't heroin, crack, or any number of pills. It's Captain Crunch... and cookies. and ice cream. and white bread.... Continue Reading →

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